Niall: And then, out of nowhere, Nobody jumped out and held me at gun-point and demanded that I not write nothing on your wall... so I did.
Trista: you still wrote the word nothing. I surely hope that just the word doesn't count, for the loss of a bouncy elephant would be utterly detrimental. There are so few of us to begin with.
Niall: But I didn't not write nothing! So Nobody shot me, so I'm alright. If Nobody didn't shoot me, then I'd be in trouble.
Trista: This is true. I would have been even more worried if Nobody had left you alone, for that would be against his purpose in life. But the lack of bouncy elephants is beginning to concern me. I do believe they should be considered for the list of endangered species. I only know of two on the entire planet.
Niall: We must petition the President!!! I'm sure the fact that the world contains only two bouncy elephants is reason enough that millions--if not billions-- of government dollars should be spent to insure that their natural habitat is not destroyed!
Trista: I concur entirely. The natural habitat of the bouncy elephant must be preserved. it would be so detrimental to society if the species were wiped out, simply because their habitat was not preserved correctly. If not the president, we must petition someone. Maybe the U.N., for it is an international affair, as there are only two bouncy elephants in the WORLD. We must act soon before it is too late!
Niall: Hmmn... why stop at the global level? I mean, there can't be more than a handfull of Boucy Elephants in all of creation! We need to petition God!!
